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Two Muffins In An Oven

Possibly THE best joke of all time.
Only just beaten by your face.

Two muffins in an oven.
One muffin says "wow, it's so hot in here"
The other muffin says "AAAAAH, A talking muffin!"

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When you emit toxic fumes from your behind, and it comes out of your trouser leg.

Emma: ... can you smell that?
Fred: Yeah, sorry, trouser ghost.
Emma: ew.

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