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2 definitions by TwoMuffinsInAnOven

 
1.
Possibly THE best joke of all time.
Only just beaten by your face.
Two muffins in an oven.
One muffin says "wow, it's so hot in here"
The other muffin says "AAAAAH, A talking muffin!"
by TwoMuffinsInAnOven November 08, 2009
 
2.
When you emit toxic fumes from your behind, and it comes out of your trouser leg.
Emma: ... can you smell that?
Fred: Yeah, sorry, trouser ghost.
Emma: ew.
by TwoMuffinsInAnOven November 07, 2009