3 definitions by Two Eskimo Brothers

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One who takes part in a sexual act in which the woman is suspended with her chest facing upward as she is aroused by 4 men at once. The image created is like that of pallbearers in a funeral holding the body of a deceased human, but without a casket.

Variations include the "no-hander" which is the same procedure minus the use of hands to hold the body and only leaving the males' genitalia to support the weight of the woman.

The act a pallbearer takes part in is classified in the "wellered" branch of sexual behavior.

In 2010, the act was featured in Playboy's "25 Raunchiest Positions".
Nate got to play the role of pallbearer in Ms. W's most recent sexcapade. Lucky bastard!
by Two Eskimo Brothers April 27, 2010
A sexual act in which a male penetrates an extremely large female from behind. To complete the act, he must lift his legs off the ground, using only the giraffe-sized female's body to support his weight. This will cause the female to become very rowdy, and likely will cause her to start running.

To qualify as a giraffe, the female must be at least 5 ft 10 in tall and taller than the man. The only exception is if the man is a midget. If he is a midget, she must only be 1 ft taller than him regardless of his height.

Disclaimer: Do not try this at home unless under the supervision of trained professionals such as Gary Coleman (ouch).
The song "Fifteen" is actually about an occasion during Taylor Swift's freshman year in high school in which she was "tamed" with the Rowdy Giraffe maneuver after a boy said he loved her and that it wouldn't hurt.
by Two Eskimo Brothers August 12, 2010
A sexual act involving two males and one female (not gay, chill). The female is giving head to each male, but not at the same time. If she is doing a poor job, an Iron Walrus is reasonable. Both males will ram their penises up to the roof of the female's mouth, causing her to grunt. The image will be that of a walrus, and the grunting will enhance the realism of the scene.

For bonus points, the group can try this maneuver in the freezing cold, with the males ejaculating on the female's face. After the the ejaculate has frozen (representing snow/slush), the males re-ram their penises into the roof of her mouth, and it creates a more immersive experience for each of the participants. Completion of this task is grounds for automatic induction into the Guy Hall of Fame.
After twenty minutes of blowing me and Jose, Yolanda had still not brought either of us to climax, so we hit her with the Iron Walrus. Needless to say, she retired from prostitution for life after the incident.
by Two Eskimo Brothers August 12, 2010

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