1 definition by Two stroke

The childish act of having a tantrum and supergluing your penis to someone else’s personal belongings In a desperate attempt of some recognition.
Yo did you hear of the guy who got caught cochraning himself to another persons tool box? So tragic

What makes it even more tragic is carrying out this act on the wrong person, whoops.
by Two stroke September 24, 2020
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