7 definitions by Twizla

wanna lift

Can be either the best thing you ever heard or the worst.

Your wasted, its late; "Wanna lift mate?" = GOOD
Your six, at the park; "Wanna lift mate?" = BAD

by Twizla January 26, 2005

spaz car

A three wheeled vehicle distributed to the handicapped by the British Government in the 1970s (some kind of conspiracy to eradicate them perhaps). They all came in the same ugly light-blue colour.

"Urgh...look at John's cardigan, it's spaz-car blue!"

by Twizla January 26, 2005

bogroll

A bit like a "forward roll" but especially adapted for swampy areas, it was invented by Mr.Deevun Parp from the village of Cackpile in Swampshire. Since the technique afforded the traveller a clean arse at the end of his journey, the term has more recently been adopted to refer to toilet-tissue

"Give us a bogroll Deevun"

by Twizla January 26, 2005

twizla

One who partakes in the consumption of herbal consumerables having wrapped said vegetation in a specific manufacturers primary product.

"Rizla-twizla, brain-cell sizzler"

by Twizla January 26, 2005

eppy

To get very upset indeed and usually freak out at someone. A violent outburst.

Derogative term derived from "epileptic fit".

"When he saw them together he had a fuckin eppy"

by Twizla February 3, 2005

vorderman

A brainy milf

Origin; Countdown, Ch4, 3.15pm
Hosted by; a right twat
Improved by a sexy boffin by the name of Carol

"That teachers a right horny vorderman."

by Twizla February 2, 2005

deevun

Due to "Care in the Community", this is the new pronunciation for anyone formally known as Stephen who consistently comes out with no-brainer ideas/comments.

Come on Deevun, take the beacon off your head now mate!

by Twizla January 26, 2005