An unoriginal piece of literature that
encourages girls (ages 5-25) to do ANYTHING
to get and keep a man. Includes the following:
1. If the man you're in love
with is indeed a vegetarian vampire, it's okay to let him kiss your
neck because OF COURSE he won't try to drink your
2. If the man you love
is gone and you hear his voice in your
head, it means you should do anything
, even jump off a cliff, to hear it.
3. I was being sarcastic, so DO NOT do these things. Thank you.
Also encourages girls experimenting with different guys. Bella, the protagonist, believes she has fallen
with Jacob, while really
he is in love
with an unborn baby inside
her womb. Imagine what would have
happened if she'd chosen HIM. :)
Twilight "New Moon" examples:
He was gone.
With shaky legs, ignoring the fact that my action was useless, I followed him into the forest.
The evidence of his path had disappeared
instantly. There were no footprints, the leaves were
still again, but I walked forward without thinking. I could not do anything else. I had to keep
moving. If I stopped looking for him, it was over.
Love, life, meaning... over.
I was getting
better with my bike, which meant
fewer bandages to worry Charlie. But it also
that the voice in my head began
to fade, until I heard
it no more. Quietly, I panicked. I
into the search for the meadow with slightly frenzied
intensity. I racked my
brain for other adrenaline-producing activities.
ALL OF THE ABOVE ARE BAD THINGS