Skateboarding is an art form extremely difficult to perform. Its not a sport, even though there's "balls" involved. Those who can, do. Those who can't, rollerblade and then talk smack! Wow, how cool their little booties look on their feet as they hop and skip around. Since when has putting skates on your feet and "exercising" around the park ever been cool?
Yo dude, I was skateboarding my arse off, pullin' off some insane moves in front of the Betty's down at the park, when this douchebag rollerblader swung through being pulled by a gay guy on a 10 speed bike. I think he was asking if he could pull him into town for some free lessons in being a cage fighter.