when you start to get gas, the first 5 or 6 farts that have no odor.
oh my god i hope i haven't used up all my freebies that one could be bad!
When you pass out from being drunk, you never really get sleep but you're not awake either. You are somewhere in the middle.
I'm so tired today, I got wasted
last night and wound up falling into sleep purgatory.
When you repeatedly hit the snooze
button without being aware enough to remember. Next thing you know you've slept
I got up way too late today I must have autosnoozed all morning
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