6 definitions by TushT

Fragile millennial

(Every) millennial who is fragile

Millennial: My weight is 160 lbs. My life sucks!

Baby boomer: Shut up you fragile millennial. My pannus weighs more than you. Eat a dick or a bag full!

by TushT May 22, 2018

Fragile millennial

(Every) millennial who is fragile

Millennial: My weight is 160 lbs. My life sucks!

Baby boomer: Shut up you fragile millennial. My pannus weighs more than you. Eat a dick or a bag full!

by TushT May 9, 2018

Ambien tweeting

Being racist (and ignorant) on Twitter (and in life) after ambien use

Roseanne: I am sorry I did not mean to be racist! I was tweeting under the influence of ambien.

Ambien CEO: Being racist is not a known side effect of ambien. Although, ambien tweeting is!

by TushT May 30, 2018

Need a towel

So excited you get wet and need a towel to clean up

Patient: Doc how was my procedure?
Doc: it went so well good that I need a towel!

by TushT May 9, 2018

Need a towel

So excited that you get wet and need a towel to clean up

Patient: Doc, how was my procedure?
Doc: Went so well that I need a towel!

by TushT May 22, 2018

Need a towel

So excited you get wet and need a towel to clean up

Patient: Doc how was my procedure?
Doc: it went so well good that I need a towel!

by TushT May 22, 2018