2 definitions by Turtletoottoot

Viola Players

A person who has no friends because of the instrument he or she plays.

Do you see those viola players over there? Yeah what a nerd

by Turtletoottoot September 3, 2014

Baritone Horn

The most glorious instrument in the band. This is similar to the sound of a trombone, but looks more like a tuba. Most people do not know of the instrument that people with the largest of penises play.

Man that baritone horn player must be pretty horny

by Turtletoottoot September 3, 2014