Turtle the Turtle
When you scroll down your news feed on facebook to find a post by a specific person just to click it and view their wall because you feel like a creep when typing their name in the search bar.
Finding a specific post to click on instead of searching the person's name on facebook.
"I don't want to feel like a creepy stalker so i'll just Scroll Stalk that girl i met at the game yesterday, bro"
"Bro, Scroll Stalking sounds retarded."
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