2 definitions by Turpin

Rogue Turpin

A piece of shit stuck in your jap's eye after anal sex

Christ, I thought you said you'd douched? I've got a rogue Turpin here!

by Turpin March 17, 2023

D.I.C.S.

Detective inverstigators and consipiracy service

Turpin and Quinny D.I.C.S. we are here to investigate the death of Woodrow Wilson an we think you're responsible Murphy so fess up now while you still can

by Turpin October 14, 2006