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When you contract covid-19 and decide to spend time sick beating your meat.
Doc: Sir. You tested positive for Covid-19.
Guy: Well, time do practice Covid-34 *whips out his cock and bust a fat one*
by TurnipPop April 28, 2020
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As coined by Seth Evermen, "epic swag" is gamer for hello.
Guy1: Hey bro, wanna hop on the craft?
Guy2: Epic swag, man. Hell yea, lets get those diamonds.
by TurnipPop April 28, 2020
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