1 definition by Turn&BurnBaby.
Dressage is a stupid english riding sport. You make your horse do different things, such as walking, cantering, loaping, running, side stepping etc. Usually only preppy girls compete in this sport, because they have nothing better to do then show how much money they have, and that dirt is gross. Western riders laugh at these silly preppy english riding girls, cause they don't know how to actually ride.
Preppy girl #1: Like OHMIGOSH! My finger nails are dirty, ewww!
Preppy girl #2: Gross, you actually touched your horse, During dressage!
Cowgirl #1: Are you kidding me?
- Preppy girls stick they're gross little pierced noses up, and get on they're poor horses, that never get freedom.
THE END.
Preppy girl #2: Gross, you actually touched your horse, During dressage!
Cowgirl #1: Are you kidding me?
- Preppy girls stick they're gross little pierced noses up, and get on they're poor horses, that never get freedom.
THE END.
by Turn&BurnBaby. December 5, 2011