1 definition by Turkey Torso
An alcoholic beverage women drink with one purpose, to get hammered to the point they have purchased one of everything in their size from the mall.
Guy #1: That lady is such a shopoholic, did you see how many Nordstrom bags she was carrying?
Guy #2: Yeah I know right. She downed three bottles of shopohol before checking out.
Guy #2: Yeah I know right. She downed three bottles of shopohol before checking out.
by Turkey Torso November 27, 2009