2 definitions by Turkey Burgers

Van Gaal

To Head into a club with confidence only to lose the first 3 girls you try and chat up.

Oh man, ive been rejected all night, i've pulled a Van Gaal

by Turkey Burgers August 27, 2014

A Man or Woman who look exactly like the dog that they are walking.

Orig: From the Paul Rudd and Jason Segel Film 'I Love You Man'

"That Skinny Girl has a Greyhound, man she is a Bowzer"

by Turkey Burgers August 27, 2014