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Top Definition
a grizzly old dude with a beard wearing a hoodie and talking to himself. Does not carry a cell phone and screams at people using their crappy bluetooth earpiece on the phone in a quiet public place.
The weirdest thing happened to me today.

What?

This unabomber dude started screaming at me in the library while I was talking to my friend about The Regis and Kelly Show!
by Turgid Member April 05, 2011

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