Definitions by TurdFerguson123

Pull a welch 

When you put your 2 week notice in and your last day is a monday but you come in iver the weekend and clear out your stuff and never show back up.

Ryans last day is on a monday. I bet hes going to pull a welch.

Pull a welch by TurdFerguson123 July 24, 2018

Tom Catted 

Whens someone takes a massive dump in a public restroom, then walks out without washing his hands.

"I was in stall #3 droppin one off then some guy ran into the stall next to me and blew it up. He wiped once then ran out without washing his hands. WTF i just got tom catted!

Tom Catted by TurdFerguson123 April 25, 2013

Shumate

A big turd.

Man, i just crapped the biggest shumate ever

Shumate by TurdFerguson123 April 2, 2013