2 definitions by Turboteebone

Extremely drunk. Taking a shower to sober up. Too drunk to stand in the shower.
Everytime Tony drinks Jack Daniel's, he gets balls in drain.

By the end of the party, Lisa was balls in drain.
How drunk was he? He was balls in drain drunk.
by Turboteebone June 26, 2017
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An alpha male that is not smart. A large guy that is of low IQ. A male with high levels of testosterone that makes bad decisions. A stubborn male that does things the wrong way. Commonly used as a derogatory nickname.
The alphatard took the tool from me and broke it.
The gym is full of alphatards.
Don't be an alphatard.
Here comes Alphatard.
by Turboteebone July 24, 2017
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