2 definitions by Tthebigdigboi

A person with an unbelievably small Penis, and can't get Laid.
by Tthebigdigboi October 26, 2018
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Someone with an unbelievably small penis, and still watches Cbeebies at his parents, and is the most Incredibly gayest nigga on planet earth
Kyle: Hey do you see that dude?
Josh: yeah what about him?
Kyle: He's actually such a Kelvin

Josh: Lol yeah that's true
by Tthebigdigboi March 18, 2019
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