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A 3 sport junior varsity athlete who unfortunately viciously fails to pull any women. This individual probably has problems adjusting to social situations, and can’t seem to figure out how to successfully acquire a group of friends. Often referred to as the “king of all losers” he excels in being less than superior.
Jack Shapiro just tried to stick his finger in my butt
by Truthspeaker2748588238 June 24, 2022
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