Mayor of New Orleans who failed to put his people on the buses which sat empty for 5 days while hurricane Katrina approached. Turned down an offer from Amtrak to assist him in evacuating people before the hurricane hit. Now those people are dead or homeless and he looks to blame others for his incompetence.
Ray Nagin: "When we rebuild this will be Chocolate City again..."
A group of adult males who want to have sex with young boys. Also known as G-UNIT. Or GAY-UNIT. Their conflict with Ja Rule stems from the fact that they once caught him in dark alley and did bang, bang, bang in Ja Rule's anus. Ja Rule didn't really like that very much. But he ain't gonna do shit about it. G-Uuuuuunit!
Bill Clinton: "I did not have sex with that woman!"
Al Gore: "I invented the internet."
Hillary: "Me and Chelsea were under heavy fire when we went to Iraq."
Barack: "I never heard Reverend Wright say these things over the past 20 years."
Me: Sorry, those are all not the truth, and you have been caught.