7 definitions by TrumpIsATramp
If you don't want your pussy to be grabbed (so you are a person with human decency in public) avoid all people on this list.
1. Trump
2. Trump
3. Trump
4. Trump
5. Trump
1. Trump
2. Trump
3. Trump
4. Trump
5. Trump
Georgia: oMg nOOOO BRENDA TRURURUMP IS ON THE LIST OF PUSSY GRABBERS! HEE LYVES IN MWY CITY!!!!1!1!!1!1
Brenda: OhHHh gOre-gaa dOn't woyrRy!
Brenda: OhHHh gOre-gaa dOn't woyrRy!
by TrumpIsATramp November 28, 2020
To Trump: We are proud to announce we have paid $6,666,666 in taxes (more then your "clever" payment of just $750!) to build Trump Tower 2! The picture added is the entrance. Upon reaching it, you go inside down the pits of hell- I mean the "subway" to the luxurious tower! Address is 666 Hellhole Boulevard, Satan City, Underworld.
We invite Trump, Melania, and all people who let Trump "grab their pussies"!
We invite Trump, Melania, and all people who let Trump "grab their pussies"!
Donald Tramp- I mean Trump: Hey, can we go to Trump Tower 2? I need to go grab more pussy- I mean grab- err, adopt a puppy!
Melania Trump: Yes, my sugar da- I mean Rapi- I mean Trumpy! *Blushes cUtElY*
Melania Trump: Yes, my sugar da- I mean Rapi- I mean Trumpy! *Blushes cUtElY*
by TrumpIsATramp November 28, 2020
AJ: Hey, can I meet you at Solitary Confinement?
Jackal: Sure, bro! Are they serving the dog shit- I mean "Mac & Cheese" again?
Jackal: Sure, bro! Are they serving the dog shit- I mean "Mac & Cheese" again?
by TrumpIsATramp November 28, 2020
In the trump tower, you can by fresh daisies. They only started dying.. what, 37 years ago! They cost $100,000, due to the fact Trump touched the flowers, and his Cheeto Dust, Spray Tan, and Orange Peel landed all over it.
by TrumpIsATramp November 28, 2020
by TrumpIsATramp December 14, 2020
Oh, when Biden moves in the White House, he's gonna have to remove orange peel, Cheeto dust, yellow shit, and kiss marks from all ladies Trump has had affairs with. He's so trumped up.
by TrumpIsATramp November 28, 2020
1. Barack Obama
2. Abraham Lincoln
3. Thomas Jefferson
4. George Washington
5. Joe Biden
Bottom of the list:
46. Donald J. Trump
2. Abraham Lincoln
3. Thomas Jefferson
4. George Washington
5. Joe Biden
Bottom of the list:
46. Donald J. Trump
The Spirits of the Past Presidents Deciding who are The Best Presidents, and the Worst.
(In Heaven)
Abraham Lincoln's: Ugh, is that expired cheeto running for a 2nd term?
George Washingtin: Ugh, he's such a pussy grabber.
Thomas Jefferson: Well, on the bright side, America gained a few more braincells and have to vote Biden.
(After election)
Abraham Lincoln: Yay! Joe Biden won against that possessed orange.
Thomas Jefferson: Phew!
(50 years later - In Heaven)
Joe Biden: Hey guys! It was fun being president
(Hell)
Donald Trump: SATAN I KNOW I CHEATED ON MY 17 EXES MANY TIMES WHICH IS AS BAD AS KILLING IN THE BIBLE, BUT PLEASE LET ME GO BACK TO EARTH TO GRAB MORE PU- I MEAN DONATE TO CHARITY!
(In Heaven)
Abraham Lincoln's: Ugh, is that expired cheeto running for a 2nd term?
George Washingtin: Ugh, he's such a pussy grabber.
Thomas Jefferson: Well, on the bright side, America gained a few more braincells and have to vote Biden.
(After election)
Abraham Lincoln: Yay! Joe Biden won against that possessed orange.
Thomas Jefferson: Phew!
(50 years later - In Heaven)
Joe Biden: Hey guys! It was fun being president
(Hell)
Donald Trump: SATAN I KNOW I CHEATED ON MY 17 EXES MANY TIMES WHICH IS AS BAD AS KILLING IN THE BIBLE, BUT PLEASE LET ME GO BACK TO EARTH TO GRAB MORE PU- I MEAN DONATE TO CHARITY!
by TrumpIsATramp December 3, 2020