1 definition by Truce Buildman
An act where a male positions himself downward while sitting, and proceeds to shoot semen into the back of his own throat, at terminal velocity.
Guy1: “Hey man, why is your voice so raspy?”
Guy2: “I gave myself a Cobain at lunch”
Employee: “Sorry Boss, I won’t be able to come into work today. I Cobain’d”
Employer: “My condolences to you and your family.”
Guy2: “I gave myself a Cobain at lunch”
Employee: “Sorry Boss, I won’t be able to come into work today. I Cobain’d”
Employer: “My condolences to you and your family.”
by Truce Buildman December 28, 2021