2 definitions by Tristan Martello
When you’re friends forcibly make you come to their room instead of being on face time. As a result you leave the stove on and your house burns to the ground all because you were forced to see the person who you FaceTimed for 7hours a day. Like who the fuck do they think they are I was enjoying being a damn couch potato and now I’m homeless
by Tristan Martello January 26, 2021
Acharya's are usually extremely sexual. They tend to be interested in bed breaking anal with their best friends. When they wake up in the morning they almost always crank one out into the most absurd of places so be careful to check your house thoroughly after you have one of these gremlins over. Although they appear as fun, they speak a heinous language that often makes someone scared for their life. If you hear one say "Groochie Groochie" run before they get the chance to suck your face off with their massive lips.
by Tristan Martello November 24, 2020