1 definition by Trippyhippystuff
Lasping is an emotional reaction to hearing a really repulsively rude joke, to the point where you gasp out loud with laughter. In disbelief somebody could think up something so sickening, inhumane, brutal or down right fucked up.
Guy 1 "Hey man, wanna hear a joke"
Guy 2 "sure thing mate"
Guy 1 "what's the difference between Jews and a pizza"
Guy 2 "what"
Guy 1 "the pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven"
Guy 2 "gasps with shock and the slightest bit of laughter"
Guy 2 "fuck that was dark dude, had me lasping"
Guy 2 "sure thing mate"
Guy 1 "what's the difference between Jews and a pizza"
Guy 2 "what"
Guy 1 "the pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven"
Guy 2 "gasps with shock and the slightest bit of laughter"
Guy 2 "fuck that was dark dude, had me lasping"
by Trippyhippystuff April 21, 2022