Hundred Pound Leasehand- A small, frail, young man (most likely a virgin, with possible homosexual tendancies) that was unable to succeed in the fast food industry and decides to come out to the oil rigs to give it an honest shot, and usually fails miserably.
Look at Craig, he's the opitome of an HPL.
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