woman with freakishly gigantic breasts who looks
way older than her actual age. Often you awake one morning, a frighteningly short time
after the wedding, to find yourself in bed beside a tittipotamus, instead
of the cute but chubby
girl you married. Screams at you when upset, hogs all the covers, and snores like a hibernating Grizzly, thus ensuring that you spend many nights on the couch where
you lie awake cursing
that got you caught, for the rest
of your miserable life, in the loser trap
"Jesus, buddy, WTF? Your squeeze
turned into a tittipotamus."
fuck, Mike. Half his salary goes
to keeping his tittipotamus in Twinkies and larger and larger sweatpants."
"That's not the sofa - that's my wife!" "Dude, she a tittipotamus!!!"