1 definition by Treelonmusk

August 22

People born on august 22 are those people that like to touch stuff

Barack: im born on august 22
Barack: owh wow stuff to touch
Obama: stop touching that
Barack: oeh sorry
Obama: I SAID STOP TOUCHING
Barack: u said stop touching THAT
Obama: stop touching the children
Obama: we’re inside a children’s hospital

Barack: oh i thought it was a doll
Obama: *eats banana*
Barack: dude thats a child’s peepee
Obama: huh *puts on shoes*
Barack: never ever touch my dog again
Obama: *confusing situation*
Barack: no its not!
Obama: im president

Barack: NO I AM

by Treelonmusk November 3, 2019