45 definitions by Treebonics

Snow Ballz are winter weather developed testicles that have become resistant and adapted to the cold.
Bro Let’s Do a Polar Bear Swim!!

Sorry Bro I still haven’t got my snowballz on just yet. I probably can’t handle the freeze and shrinkdink
by Treebonics March 22, 2019
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Person involved in a monogamous relationship but whose really a hoe behind the partners back. Synonymous to "cheater" or "slut" or "promiscuous." Lol
If his mother only knew! He been two or four timing her for months and she don't even know how hoenogamous their relationship is!
by Treebonics August 7, 2016
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SuckerFaceBook is when scams and schemes are plotted or people are manipulated by blogs and posts regarding anything from politics, to friendship tests, two-face tests or even hunourous SuckerFacing. SuckerFacing may be for short and synonymous.
I was suckerfacebooked by an analysis of LIKES of pictures posted by anonymous friends of my girlfriend.

A fake product tag suckerfacebooked me into approval of a pipeline that threatened watersheds because I LIKED the company’s charitable donation to good causes.

A lot of SuckerFaceBooking being going down strategically to deploy competition between people of the same or similar interests, albeit notably obvious.

Man you always getting your shit bit on that suckerFacebook tip with people making you think they going to upload it first you suckerfacebook suckerface LOL
by Treebonics December 6, 2018
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Emotiplacate : Why you never come over for beers anymore ever since you got married yo😪 I know your sober and I got you hammered causing you relapse but I swear your avoidance is just being a hater😢
by Treebonics May 26, 2016
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GutterSplooge is when you feel violated by a splash when walking on the sidewalk and a car or bus splashes you with a massive winter puddle while driving by.
Got hit with the guttersplooge facial today when a bus missed me and hit me with the water from the gutter clog puddle boy I was pissed
by Treebonics February 2, 2021
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Nab-a-Dab is the routine of a weed oil or shatter-dabber who does it daily and before anything at all, going to cook? Nab-a-dab. Moms told you to take the trash out? Nab-a-dab. ‘Bout to leave to work, nab-a-dab!
1: “Yoooo lets roll we gotta get to the game...”.

Too : “Alright I’m ready let’s roll but imma nab-a-dab first man my nerves are eight-sided, chill.....30 seconds bro”

(Dabs, gets a nice calm squint, smiles, goes)

That’s a Nab-A-Dab. May also become a little convenience station in a dispensary too.
by Treebonics January 25, 2019
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Squirtpoles are sperm tadpoles because they eject-squirt in swimming masses from the urethra.
My squirtpoles ate shirt holes through my work clothes.
by Treebonics June 17, 2019
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