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2 definitions by Trace Thaggard

The orange to brown,or sometimes green liquid found in a long unflushed toilet full of dissolving turd.
We wanted to do our own bumfight type video,so we paid this crackhead to drink a 40.oz bottle full of turd bourbon.
by Trace Thaggard March 17, 2005
One who loves to be among people fucking,without fucking oneself.
I only go to these parties to get high and be a fuckmonger,no im not gonna pull your wifes hair for you.
by Trace Thaggard March 17, 2005