3 definitions by Township
Extremely large breasts that can not simply be glanced at. Either being so fabulous one can't take their eyes away. Or so grossly saggy one can't stand to look again and attempt to appreciate the attrocity.
by Township August 18, 2006
To have outercourse with the female anatomy found between the hip and ribs, usually referred to as the "tummy". Usually performed by teenaged boys still waiting for their balls to drop, or the "special" older male with little to no experience.
We caught Bernie flank-fucking the shit out of Naomi on Paul's new leather couch, the poor bastard.
Want to flank fuck before I have to work at the gas station?
Want to flank fuck before I have to work at the gas station?
by Township March 16, 2007
The act of shitting on a passed out female's chest. The act must be played out on an uninvited female guest at a party, where in fact, the female guest has consumed too much beverage and has passed out drunk. The shitter must proceed to shit on the female uninvitee's chest. (fucking is optional)
I gave that stupid bitch a messy rhonda this morning. When she woke up i threw a towel at her and told the bitch to clean up the puke she had spewed everywhere and made her make us all some breakfast.
by Township August 18, 2006