1 definition by Towelhead696969

Top Definition
Contrary to the other dumbass definitions of towel, a towel is someone so fucking useless that they would be better off as a towel.
Person 1: Dan forgot to grab the tickets yesterday!
Person 2: what a god damn towel
by Towelhead696969 June 15, 2010

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