13 definitions by TornadoGordo

People of color

Odd term as 60 years ago it was racist and used to divide whites from all other skin colors but is used today by especially liberals to once again divide whites from all other skin colors.

For some reason people of color is acceptable today despite Jim Crow

by TornadoGordo September 9, 2020

welfare program

A program that your hard earned money pays for whether you like it or not that was intentionally used to help people get out of debt, but instead just encourages them to stay poor, or continue to do what made them poor.

tim: I just signed up for the welfare program

fred: Welfare? wasn't that made up to encourage you to not work?

tim: It's supposed to help people like me pay for living, now let's celebrate and smoke weed I bought with the check I received from welfare.

by TornadoGordo June 22, 2017

The Disney treatment

Whenever movie critics rate a movie, they give extra points to it for being a Disney movie.

The Last Jedi received the Disney treatment, this giving it a 92% on rotten tomatoes.

by TornadoGordo December 24, 2017

Life

To exist as an organism (Animal, Human, bacteria, virus, etc. In a human's perspective, life is complex, and continually will complain about life, and how theirs is so difficult. Humans also tend to think their own lives Matter although their are 7.1 billion of them, and there are millions of new humans daily, a new one beginning their life every few seconds.

4.3 Human lives begin every second, so in realistic terms, only some lives matter, and since you have no life and you're reading this, I assume your life doesn't matter.

by TornadoGordo June 22, 2017

the Alighty Ollar

Homer Simpson's failed attempt at folding the Mad Magazine Fold-In

Question: What higher power do TV evangelists worship?

Real Answer: The Almighty Dollar

Homer's Failed Fold: The Alighty Ollar

The Alighty Ollar? Oh I get it!

by TornadoGordo July 15, 2017

onion on my belt

a common style back then, but white onions we're prohibited because of the war.

"so I tied an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. There weren't any white onions back then, because of the war, the only ones you could get were those big yellow ones"

by TornadoGordo February 8, 2018