Definitions by Topher McTopherson

blumpkin 2.0 

the process of getting your dick sucked by an obese black man at mcdonalds

tom: hey jake, I heard you ordered a blumpkin 2.0 at the drive thru at mccdonalds

jake: fuck you tom you fuckface

blumpkin 2.0 by Topher McTopherson April 10, 2010