2 definitions by TopNotchTopHat

ding written

When something is ding written, it is written in such a poor sense that you want to throw a brick at the face of the author multiple times.

Guy 1: "Hey, have you read Kevin's new book?"
Guy 2: "That shit's absolutely ding written. I ain't reading that."

by TopNotchTopHat May 18, 2015

Shap

To shap is to shit and fap simultaneously.

Guy 1: "Hey, have you seen Steve?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's having a shap."

by TopNotchTopHat May 5, 2014