4 definitions by Tootielover

Chonk

(N) Synonym to fat, chunky, or big. Used for cats and dogs, and maybe all other animals.

Adj: Chonky

Awwww such a chonky cat!!!

I love chonky dogs! They’re so adorable and fluffy!

The chonkier the better.

by Tootielover April 11, 2023

Tootie Tax

You have to give some of your food to your cat, a form of tax.

You can’t just eat like that, you have to pay the tootie tax.

Did you give Max his tootie tax or did you eat all your food?

Look at Thor, she’s waiting for her tootie tax while you’re stuffing your face with this cheeseburger.

Loki didn’t even bother waiting for his tootie tax, he just grabbed a piece of chicken from my plate.

by Tootielover April 11, 2023

Tootie

Synonym to cat

Awwwww chunky tootie!!

Loki is such a chunky tootie!!

Tootie! Stop meowing goddamn it!

Tootie Tootie so cute.

by Tootielover April 11, 2023

Barking Tootie

A synonym for a dog.

Awww look at this barking tootie!!

My barking tootie keeps eating way too much and pissing everywhere.

This barking tootie in my building keeps barking all night.

by Tootielover April 11, 2023