Definitions by Toothpaste salad

P.A.N.T.S. 

Pointless
Abbreviation of
Nothing
That's
Special

lbd

How the hell did lbd (which is pointless) get word of the day? It's P.A.N.T.S.

P.A.N.T.S. by Toothpaste Salad July 24, 2009

retrobate 

A rebel who refuses to move into the ever increasing gang culture

John: Why's has not became a chav.
Jim: He's a retrobate

retrobate by Toothpaste salad June 22, 2009

quote of faith 

Similar to a leap of faith. A person uses a word when having heard it used once or being unsure of the actual meaning.

Can be very embarrassing when someone else points out the actual meaning of the word.

Guy1: Did you hear? Bob's got a walk in closet.
Guy2: I wish i had a walk in closet
Everyone: lol
Guy1: Her name's Sally. Nice quote of faith there gay.

quote of faith by Toothpaste salad June 22, 2009

Sloffy Tart 

A whore who is quite disgusting to look at so will never get laid, despite trying to sell herself.

The majority of chav girls who are fat and have faces like turnips are sloffy tarts, shame no one would ever want to sleep with them.

Sloffy Tart by Toothpaste Salad April 22, 2009

Out of Date

When you leave a relationship alone for awhile and then you either both meet and agree that it is over or you are dumped and really don't care since you haven't seen the other person in so long anyway.

John was dating Naomi but didn't see or talk to her so the relationship went out of date when they ran into each other last week after two months apart.

Out of Date by Toothpaste Salad February 28, 2009

Missed a strike 

A phrase used to hide your utter disappointment and anger when you nearly have a perfect run of something but then at the last moment you fail.

Guy 1:
I missed a strike after having a week of compliments and then one damn insult. Agh!
Now I feel terrible as if the other good things don't count.

Guy 2:
I was totally chatting up this girl and thought I was in when she dropped the boyfriend bomb as I went to kiss her. Agh!

Missed a strike by Toothpaste Salad February 28, 2009

Macho Bond 

The chemistry related jargon for a triple bond, most commonly a carbon to carbon triple bond.

Macho bonds are characterised by their extreme strength, curled moustaches and ability to kick ass against almost any other chemistry related jargon.

E.g.
SciGuy: C=C has a pretty high boiling point but C≡C would kick it's ass any day, it's so Macho.
Class Orgasm: Macho Bond !!!

Macho Bond by Toothpaste Salad January 22, 2009