70 definitions by TooSick4U

salad head

salad head - a person who gets off on tossing salad or giving anal lingus

I got off so hard last night with Alice the Salad Head. She jerked me off as she tossed my salad.

by TooSick4U September 29, 2007

Thespian Lesbian

Thespian Lesbian is any straight woman who acts attracted to or performs sexual acts on another woman for a camera or filming, especially for videos like "Girls Gone Wild."

Janie says she only likes men, but when the camera goes on, she will eat muff like a goat eats grass; she is a real thespian lesbian.

by TooSick4U November 14, 2006

gynocentric

gynocentric: dominated by or emphasizing feminine interests or a feminine point of view

Since Bob started taking the History of the Female Orgasim class, he's become so gynocentric.

by TooSick4U April 28, 2010

funk in the trunk

funk in the trunk: the smell of ass

Dude, change your shorts. The funk in the trunk smell like you shit yourself.

by TooSick4U February 24, 2012

knockin' junk

knockin' junk - having sex (similar to bumpin' uglies)

Man, we waz knockin' junk all night long 'til I couldn't walk.

by TooSick4U April 8, 2007

road dirt

road dirt: people, usually of the opposite sex, used for the purpose of pleasure while one travels, usually for sports trips, but may include business trips

When playing an out of town ball tourney, Brian picked up some road dirt.

by TooSick4U July 6, 2009

bone and moan

bone and moan: sex with the volume turned up

Baby, it's my birthday, so let's bone and moan the night through until it ain't my birtday no mo'.

by TooSick4U October 17, 2009