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He is not our savior, he's just a guy with a dirty shirt who tries to sell you tamales in the Walmart parking lot. And when you say no, he offers to fix the dent in your car, or install drywall in your basement.
AKA Haysuse.

Hola, I Jesus. Jew want tamales?

No tamale....... Me do drywall work forjew. Me fix that dent forjew. Me need deniro por new chuse.
by Too-funny September 18, 2009
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