1 definition by Tonyswh0re3000

She's an actress and a total different breed... She named her children Apple and Moses for whatever reason and she made candles that smell like her vagina and her orgasm. Coming back to the acting, she had better roles when she was younger but the movies were not it to be honest.
Everyone thinks she's very good looking which I personally don't get.. I guess it's cause she's blonde and skinny and that's a beauty standard

Oh and latest news: she beat up a guy and then skied away
Q: Who's that woman with the weird candles?
A: Gwyneth Paltrow
by Tonyswh0re3000 August 5, 2021
Get the Gwyneth Paltrow mug.