Tony Kessler's definitions

neo-muslim

neo-muslim: an extemest muslim that is out of the mainstream and into terrorisim and wold domination

The only difference between a neo-nazi and a neo-muslim is the neo muslim has a beard and no mustashe.

by Tony Kessler September 5, 2010

history

History is what the Japanese word hi-su-to-ri sounds like. A real word, it is short for hysterics, usually utterd when someone loses his cool and makes an un necessary outburst.
It is spoken without inflection, or you become Hi-su-to-ri too!

Hey, that is my pizza!
History! (Hi-su-to-ri!) Just get another one from the box!

by Tony Kessler August 24, 2006

Gibbslap

Gibbslap
The slap you get on the back of the head by a superior intellect when you say or do something stupid.

When the said " Why do I have to wash the dishes? " They just gets dirty again." my wife Gibbslapped me.

by Tony Kessler November 26, 2016

checkers

Checkers was in the 50s, (at the time) Vice-President Nixon's dog. He used the dog, a cocker spaniel I think, to cover up a blatent lie. Basicly, he tried to tell the world a soppy story about his dog to make them feel sorry for him and put him in a more favorable light than he was ultimatly burned out of office by.

"Checkers is my cute little dog." It could probably also be used as a verb. "Man, don't talk checkers to me!"

by Tony Kessler August 24, 2006

Transclipse

Using the prefix trans for across and eclipse for "to block out" we have the word transclipse. Transclipse is a verb meaning: when an object that moves across the field of vision blocking from sight a visually preferred object in a synchronized manner.

Example: I spotted this beautiful woman out of the corner of my eye, but when I tried to take a second look, her boyfriend transclipsed her, blocking her from my eager eyes.

by Tony Kessler June 11, 2016

Wall Checked

When someone in your social media circle does a fact check and Snopes you on a post that is not factual.

That article I posted about "Jackalopes" was quickly Wall Checked by my friend from Colorado.

by Tony Kessler October 24, 2016

asinicide

The American Democratic Party commiting political suicide
lit: to kill the donkey. (asinus {donkey}+ cidium {kill})

I have watched the Democrats do this again and again. They win the public over and then procede to undo it all through infighting, selfish interests and just plain stupidity. I researched the latin and came up with the best I could for a word that seemed to fit the situation

Once again, the Democrats are going all out to commit asinicide in this session of congress.

by Tony Kessler July 30, 2009