8 definitions by Tony DANZA

Cystie sanchez

When your popping a pimple and you wipe it on your significant other

I had a huge zit and I popped it. I gave Laura a cystie sanchez

by Tony DANZA September 17, 2019

chode

A penis that is wider than it is longer

I, Tony Danza, have a chode. Angela and Johnathan have both seen my chode while I was shaving my pubic hair

by Tony DANZA October 14, 2003

Chink whore

by the famous rapper Patrick Cockland and his DJ cousin Mike

Suck my left nut while i pinch ur right nipple and call u my little chink whore

by Tony DANZA November 12, 2004

prash

to involuntarily shit one's self

'that dude got so wasted, he passed out and prashed himself'

by Tony DANZA April 25, 2004

Muffer

The act of going down on a woman while she is actively shitting in a toilet. The female blumpkin.

I was at home messing around with Jerry when I had to go shit. He followed me in the bathroom and gave me a muffer.

by Tony DANZA August 11, 2022

Marchisio

n: To have one's head so deeply implanted in their own ass that the person is completely oblivious to his/her surroundings.

Maybe if you weren't such a Marchisio you would notice that this girl you are hitting on isn't a girl at all.

by Tony DANZA July 2, 2003

the tony danza

when a man is engaging in sexual and/or anal intercourse (with a woman preferably) one must strike the recipient with an open or closed fist with much force and simultaneously yell "Who's the Boss?" To which the recipient will no doubt answer "You are!" And one loudly replies "No, Bitch, Tony Danza's the Boss!" (Optional: a second strike may or may not accompany this correction)

I introduced Alyssa Milano to THE Tony Danza last night and put her into a coma.

by Tony DANZA March 29, 2004