2 definitions by Tongue Roll

pussy scratch

1. A small, bloodless wound inside a vagina

2. A male with the qualities of a small bloodless wound inside a vagina

Did you see Matt cower like a baby rabbit when that old lady yelled at him?

Yeah, he's such a pussy scratch.

by Tongue Roll July 2, 2013

John Wayne toilet paper

Rough and tough and doesn't take shit off of anyone

Damn dude, why you walking so funny?

I just took a shit in WalMart. All they had was John Wayne toilet paper. My asshole feels like downtown Baghdad.

I'm sorry man. Go take a shower.

by Tongue Roll July 2, 2013