1 definition by TommyRocket

bannon

v. as in "to bannon." 1. the act of attempting to suck one's own dick and failing; 2. the act of attempting to suck one's own dick and failing miserably because it's too f*cking short to reach beyond your pubic hair; 3. the act of attempting to suck your own dick but failing so miserably because you can't grab on to balls you don't have in order to wrestle your genitals into your yapping maw.

That guy was bannoning so hard I feared Trump would stick a golf tee in his ass and play through.

by TommyRocket July 28, 2017