Tommy Wommy Womsters's definitions

Get 'er Done

A redneck term used to prod a fellow to complete a task; i.e. finish a beer.

Get 'er done, boy! Finish that natty!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 24, 2003

crust

An unfortunate buildup of dried sexually derived fluids such as semen, vaginal excretions, and anal mucus on women's white cotton panties.

Dude. Seriously. Your mom has such major crust buildup we scraped it off her white cotton panties and made nacho dip with it.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 16, 2003

cunny

The most hilarious slang term for vagina. Try to use it in a sentence without laughing. Go on. Just try it.

Dude, your mom's cunny is so...(breaks off laughing)

by Tommy Wommy Womsters February 24, 2005

unacceptable

Something extremely inappropriate.

Your mother's extreme amount of cooch hair is unacceptable.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 23, 2003

swirlie

1) A childish form of punishment; see above.
2) A tantalizing method of analingus. Requires precise dexterity of the tongue but success is often duly rewarded.

1) That fucking prick gave me a swirlie and ruined my hairdo! Fuck that!
2) Mmm...I did the swirlie to my girl and her pussy melted off.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 17, 2003

Mockfuthernig

An insult for what I callz yo' momz.

You are one mockfuthernig bitcah!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 28, 2003

Van der Beek

To vanish without a trace.

Remember Matthew Lesko? He totally Van der Beeked.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters April 3, 2005