Tommy Wommy Womsters's definitions

Sideburns

The only reason Jimi Hendrix got laid.

Man, you know the only reason Jimi Hendrix got laid was because he had sideburns.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 13, 2003

hoze

Commonly considered a more gangsta spelling alternative for "hoes," which is a term for ladies of ill sexual repute.

Don't be spellin' hoze like white boyz do or tha crips will kno ur frontin' and they'll stuf their nutz down to yo' tonsils, playa.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters April 9, 2005

wastrel

An utter waste of a person and a mind; human slurry.

That dweezle sure is a wastrel.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 8, 2003

meat

1) Muscle used for food.
2) A phallus.

1) That meat sure looks appetizing!
2) That meat sure looks appetizing!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 27, 2003

sibilance

The noise a queef makes.

As I went down on your mom, a soft sibilance escaped her vaginal cavity, wetly spattering me across me cheeks. So I slapped the bitch.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 17, 2003

Splidoon

A unit of currency, typically the U.S. dollar, roughly comparable to the contemporary slangy use of "ducats." Often used when the amount of money in question is significant.

Tickets to that football game are pricey stuff...you'll be out at least six hundred and twelve point twelve Splidoons, buckaroo.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 28, 2012

assshit

the only word with three s's in succession; a redundancy used to signify feces.

I just got back from the bathroom and a whole mess of assshit fell out.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 22, 2003