crust

An unfortunate buildup of dried sexually derived fluids such as semen, vaginal excretions, and anal mucus on women's white cotton panties.

Dude. Seriously. Your mom has such major crust buildup we scraped it off her white cotton panties and made nacho dip with it.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 16, 2003

penile cavity

The result of being so goddamn afraid your penis freaks out and sucks into your intestines.

Looking at that fucking Eskimo/Whale freaked me out so much my weenus shrunk into itself, forming a penile cavity.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 08, 2003

slsk

The abbreviation for soulseek. Only used by 1337 hipsters.

DL pr0n 0n slsk, b01!!!!!11

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 11, 2003

the

1) A word that is nearly impossible not to include in its own definition.
2) A li'l piece of shit of a word.

1) Poop - the excrement of the booty.
2) Dude, the is the crappiest word ever.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 27, 2003

Pentipenis

A disturbing birth defect in which the infant has five penii instead of fingers for his right hand.

1--That kid fucked six chicks at the same time, d00d!
2--How is that possible?
1--He has a pentipenis!
2--Man, that's obvious. I'm fucking dumb.
1--Yeah, you really are.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 14, 2003

wastrel

An utter waste of a person and a mind; human slurry.

That dweezle sure is a wastrel.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 08, 2003

Flava Flav

The coolest fucking rapper in the universe...well, him and Chuck D, both of whom are in seminal rap group Public Enemy.

Man, Flava Flav is funny. FUNNY LOOKIN'! WHAT,

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 16, 2003