Tommy Wommy Womsters's definitions

Pubes

Horrible, horrible hair that falls out every six months according to a biological clock.

Fuck, dude, you have pubes in your teeth! You are truly a disgusting individual!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 22, 2003

the

1) A word that is nearly impossible not to include in its own definition.
2) A li'l piece of shit of a word.

1) Poop - the excrement of the booty.
2) Dude, the is the crappiest word ever.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 27, 2003

monoboob

The unfortunate (but often hilarious) result of a busty woman fitting herself into a swimsuit too small for her body. The suit's tight fabric crushes her breasts together, creating a single, enormous boob in the center of her chest.

D00d, that chick's monoboob is outta control! She looks like a boobclops.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters January 23, 2005

buttpenis

The unfortunate growth of a sex organ originating from inside the rectum and protruding through the anus.

Eww, dude, you have a fuckin' buttpenis. That's nasty.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003

wastrel

An utter waste of a person and a mind; human slurry.

That dweezle sure is a wastrel.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 8, 2003

hoze

Commonly considered a more gangsta spelling alternative for "hoes," which is a term for ladies of ill sexual repute.

Don't be spellin' hoze like white boyz do or tha crips will kno ur frontin' and they'll stuf their nutz down to yo' tonsils, playa.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters April 9, 2005

Splidoon

A unit of currency, typically the U.S. dollar, roughly comparable to the contemporary slangy use of "ducats." Often used when the amount of money in question is significant.

Tickets to that football game are pricey stuff...you'll be out at least six hundred and twelve point twelve Splidoons, buckaroo.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 28, 2012