Tommy Wommy Womsters's definitions

Pubes

Horrible, horrible hair that falls out every six months according to a biological clock.

Fuck, dude, you have pubes in your teeth! You are truly a disgusting individual!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 22, 2003

monoboob

The unfortunate (but often hilarious) result of a busty woman fitting herself into a swimsuit too small for her body. The suit's tight fabric crushes her breasts together, creating a single, enormous boob in the center of her chest.

D00d, that chick's monoboob is outta control! She looks like a boobclops.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters January 23, 2005

chitlins

Food for people too poor to get real meet.

Damn, I would really like some steak but all I can afford are these stupid chitlins. Fuck!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003

seminal

1) Of or relating to semen.
2) A buncha crazy indians.

1) Dude, your mom was seminal in suckin' deeez nuuutz.
2) Man...look at those seminals. What a buncha seminal assholes.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 16, 2003

Ur

What people too lazy to type four letters type when they speak on AIM.

OMG then he wuz liek "Ur so fagit!!!1"

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 17, 2003

sibilance

The noise a queef makes.

As I went down on your mom, a soft sibilance escaped her vaginal cavity, wetly spattering me across me cheeks. So I slapped the bitch.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 17, 2003

wastrel

An utter waste of a person and a mind; human slurry.

That dweezle sure is a wastrel.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 8, 2003