10 definitions by Tominator

Probioptic

A health tonic which, instead of promoting the development of beneficial bacteria in the digestive tract, primarily promotes double vision

I consider myself health-conscious. I make sure to take my probioptics every day.

Probioptics: Available over the counter in all good off-licences...

by Tominator March 31, 2023

Phalactites

The jizz-based Artex on a teenaged boys bedroom ceiling

If you’re going into Nathan’s bedroom, mind your head on the phalactites

by Tominator July 6, 2022

Nard Purse

n. (Formal) Variant of nutsack, ballbag etc. The scrotum

Hairless cats freak me out. It’s like, why is that nard purse looking at me?

by Tominator February 4, 2023