12 definitions by Tomicus

Crapference

A so called "Leadership" conference put on by companies who's managers are clueless.

I have a Crapference scheduled for the 25th of next month so I won't be able to get any work done.

by Tomicus January 31, 2009

Ultra-Terrestrial

An individual who is exceptionally active and prone to the outdoors.

My cousin is always outdoors! If he is not parasailing or dirtbiking, he is parasailing or skiing. You've heard of Extra-Terrestrials? He's an Ultra-Terrestrial!

by Tomicus March 28, 2009

Mommieconomics

Belief in the economic theory that it is possible to SPEND one's way out of bankruptcy.

"The legislature engaged in Mommieconomics when they passed the 800 gazillion dollar spending budget for this fiscal year. "

by Tomicus February 26, 2009

Spendonomics

Spendonomics

The belief in the economic theory of Spendenomics in which you can SAVE money by SPENDING money or by BUYING things on sale that you don't need. Closely related to Mommieconomics.

I was using the theory of spendonomics when I bought the lawnmower on sale. Now I am uncertain which closet in my apartment I should store it in.

by Tomicus April 6, 2009

Gluteneer

Someone initiates their personal mutiny against the toxic food industrial complex with the help of gluten free food products.

Since Maggie became a Gluteneer, she has lost 50 pounds and looks healthy and happy again. Is she dating anyone?

by Tomicus May 4, 2010