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A sports drink made from the tears of your detractors.

Sour grape-flavored, this drink is salty, but incredibly satisfying.
Eric: Wow, Steve sure is looking refreshed today!

Doug: He just won a game of 1 on 1 against Mark and he just took a nice long drink of Haterade.
by TomShoe March 31, 2013
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