3 definitions by TomHollandsPissPig
A nickname for your most sane, but slightly insane, friend. They are grounded and hard working, but are also there to have a good time. They are open to talk at anytime, day or night, and are excellent conversationalists. They can be very matter of fact, and will be honest with you always. They are a “4 lifer”, and are always there when you need them. They are great for movie nights, mall meetups, and annoying with your obsession with Tom Holland. They are forever an icon, and are going places in life. They are also always extremely horny.
“Hey my MAGESTIC SEA BIRD, did you see Tom Holland in that new movie trailer?”
“Yeah, he makes me so horny.”
“NO, he is MY MAN.”
“Yeah, he makes me so horny.”
“NO, he is MY MAN.”
by TomHollandsPissPig May 29, 2021
A nickname for your friend who is ONE CRAZY BITCH. They are the most psychotic person you know, and will send you furry porn anytime, any day. They are an excellent friend, and past their insane nature they can be very deep and down to earth. They are willing to talk (the rare times they are awake), and have no problem ghosting you for days. They are a stone cold stoner, and are the perfect person to vibe with. They love to flirt, and are super hot all the time. They are amazing friends, and will be there for you always.
“Hey Mystical Peacock, you are looking soooo sexy today.”
“Get in your cage kitten, and open up that bussy.”
“Alright daddy, let me get my collar on…”
“Get in your cage kitten, and open up that bussy.”
“Alright daddy, let me get my collar on…”
by TomHollandsPissPig May 29, 2021
Nickname for the best friend you could ever have. They may be a little bit psycho, but it’s in a Harley Quinn badass sort of way. They are kind, insane, helpful, crazy, loving, murderous, and absolutely lovely all around! They are always your shoulder to cry on, and are there for you when you are freaking out about the hottest new celebrity or the newest movie Tom Holland is in. An Addy Wheelz is essentially a companion for life, and deserves the world and more.
“hey Addy Wheelz, what did you do today?”
“I burned down your exes house and drew genitalia on his dead body!”
“Oh! Great!”
“I burned down your exes house and drew genitalia on his dead body!”
“Oh! Great!”
by TomHollandsPissPig May 27, 2021