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2 definitions by Tom. N

 
1.
REALLY !BIG! PENIS
I real penis of a person
12inch plus!!
You are such a dong!!
i have a dong
by Tom. N March 20, 2005
 
2.
A really, really ugly penis!!
that has scales!!
And slimey as hell!!
its small and bent!!
Not many people have scags!!
But you might wake up one morning and have one!!
So look out
by Tom. N March 20, 2005